Jaanam Samjha Karo (1999) – Dialogues, Songs, Lyrics, Mistakes

Information of Bollywood movie Jaanam Samjha Karo (1999)

Details on Persons, Dialogues from Bollywood movie Jaanam Samjha Karo released in year 1999.

Genre Drama, Romance

Persons
Actor
Salman Khan, Urmila Matondkar, Jaspal Bhatti, Shammi Kapoor
Director
Andaleeb Sultanpuri
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Dialogues
1) Apna desh phir bhi apna desh hota hai … aur apna khana, apna khana hota hai
by Urmila Matondkar
in Food & Drinks
tagged as: Comedy, Food & Drinks

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2) Aapke daddu dhamki nahi dete … faisle sunate hai
by Shammi Kapoor
in Drama
tagged as: Drama

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3) Bagair maang mein sindoor aur yeh gale mein mangalsutra … ek suhaagan adhoori hoti hai … adhoori
by Shammi Kapoor
in Women
tagged as: Drama, Women

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4) Puri fielding ho chuki hai, sirf chauka marne ki deri hai … jaise mauka mile waise chauka
by Salman Khan
in Sports & Games
tagged as: Sports & Games

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5) Kya cheez … cut piece
by Shakti Kapoor
in Comedy
tagged as: Comedy

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6) Thanda peeke jao bahut garam ho gayi ho
by Salman Khan
in Food & Drinks
tagged as: Comedy, Food & Drinks

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7) Agar aashiq ko dhoondna ho toh … mashooq ki gali mein dhoondo
by Shakti Kapoor
in Romance
tagged as: Romance

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8) Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab … chalo mere gundon milkar maaro sab
by Shakti Kapoor
in Comedy
tagged as: Action, Comedy

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9) Yahan ki police maarti nahi … electric shock deti hai
by Monica Bedi
in Police
tagged as: Police

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10) Kam se kam usse toh chhod diya hota joh sari duniya ko chhod ke baithi hai
by Jaspal Bhatti
in Comedy
tagged as: Comedy, World & Universe

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11) Jab tak biwi aur TV colourful na ho toh maza hi nahi aata
by Jaspal Bhatti
in Comedy
tagged as: Comedy, Husband & Wife

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12) Jab koi jawan ladki saath mein ho toh veerane mein hi mazaa aata hai, darling
in Adult
tagged as: Adult, Comedy

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