Information of Bollywood movie Chashme Baddoor (2013)
Details on Persons, Dialogues from Bollywood movie Chashme Baddoor released in year 2013.
Genre Comedy
Persons
Actor
Ali Zafar, Siddharth Narayan, Taapsee Pannu, Divyendu Sharma, Rishi Kapoor, Juhi Chawla
Director
David Dhawan
Producer
Shivaji Dasgupta, Prakash Pange
Music
Sajid Ali, Wajid Ali
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Dialogues
1) Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta hai … Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai
by Divyendu Sharma
in Shayari
tagged as: Comedy, Shayari
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2) Pyar agar pant hai toh dosti chaddi hai … pant agar phat bhi jaye toh chaddi izzat bachati hai
by Ali Zafar
in Clothes & Shoes
tagged as: Clothes & Shoes, Comedy, Friendship
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3) Agar tum safed saree mein laal bindi lagakar aa jao … toh maa kasam ambulance lagogi
by Divyendu Sharma
in Clothes & Shoes
tagged as: Clothes & Shoes, Comedy
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4) When you can’t change the girl … change the girl
by Divyendu Sharma
in Comedy
tagged as: Comedy, Women
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5) Woh mili mujhse Heer ki tarah … taste mein thi woh kheer ki tarah … aur dil ke paar hui woh teer ki tarah
by Divyendu Sharma
in Romance
tagged as: Food & Drinks, Romance, Shayari
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6) Wife ne poocha husband se, ke sach kaho kitno ke saath soye ho? … husband bola, soya toh bus tumhare saath, baki sehkadon ke saath jaga poori raat
by Divyendu Sharma
in Husband & Wife
tagged as: Adult, Husband & Wife, Shayari
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7) Buddies you are my chaddies
by Ali Zafar
in Friendship
tagged as: Clothes & Shoes, Comedy, Friendship
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8) Aurat bhi kya cheez hai … kuch kaho toh mooh phula leti hai … aur kuch karo toh pet phula leti hai
by Anupam Kher
in Women
tagged as: Adult, Comedy, Women
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9) Maine bhari mehfil mein sher maara … toh sherni vidhva ho gayi
by Divyendu Sharma
in Shayari
tagged as: Animals & Birds, Comedy, Shayari
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10) Pachaas pachaas kos door jab raat ko gaon mein baap jagta hai … toh beta bolta hai ki – ‘dad soo ja varna mere jaisa ek aur aa jayega’
by Divyendu Sharma
in Comedy
tagged as: Comedy, Parents, Village
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11) Ibtada-e-ishq hai, rota hai kya … toilet paper hai, dhota hai kya?
by Divyendu Sharma
in Shayari
tagged as: Comedy, Shayari
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12) Na suhaag hai na raat hai, phir bhi suhaagraat ka scene nazar aata hai … believe it or not, har kutte ka din aata hai
by Divyendu Sharma
in Shayari
tagged as: Animals & Birds, Marriage & Wedding, Shayari
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13) Life mein teen cheezo ko kabhi underestimate nahi karna chahiye … love, sex aur dokha
by Siddharth Narayan
in Life
tagged as: Comedy, Life
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14) Chahe marr hum jaye phir bhi marham lagake jayenge … dost ke dil se utar ke nahi, dost ke dil mein utar ke jayenge
by Divyendu Sharma
in Shayari
tagged as: Friendship, Shayari
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15) Madhuri ki muskaan, Juhi ka jadoo, Sridevi ki shararat … aur dhaki hui Mallika Sherawat
by Siddharth Narayan
in Women
tagged as: Comedy, Women
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16) When I am good I am good … when I am bad I am even better
by Ali Zafar
in Comedy
tagged as: Comedy
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17) Is vidya ke mandir mein … yahan vidya ki murat hai toh wahan vidya ka bhashan hai … magar afsoos is baat ka hai ki hamare paas ‘Dirty Picture’ ki Vidya Balan nahi hai
by Divyendu Sharma
in Education
tagged as: Adult, Comedy, Education
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18) Ek minute ki value kisi ek olympic runner se pooch … ek minute ki value toaster mein jalte hue slice se pooch … unatees minute ke baad delivery karne waale pizza boy se pooch
by Anupam Kher
in Time
tagged as: Comedy, Food & Drinks, Time
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19) Early to bed and early to rise … makes your girlfriend go with other guys
by Divyendu Sharma
in Shayari
tagged as: Comedy, Shayari
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20) Tu hi Seema ka sacha He-man hai … tune chaddi bahar nahi pehni toh kya hua … tu hi uska Superman hai
by Divyendu Sharma
in Shayari
tagged as: Clothes & Shoes, Comedy, Shayari
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21) Bomb woh thi blast main ho gaya … bina ruke kisi station par yeh slow train bhi fast ho gaya
by Divyendu Sharma
in Shayari
tagged as: Comedy, Shayari, Transportation
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22) Dono ka blood group bhi ek hi hai … isliye nahi ki dono judwaa hai … isliye ki dono ek doosre ka khoon chooste rehte hai
by Bharati Achrekar
in Comedy
tagged as: Comedy
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23) You’re the one jispe atka hai mann
by Divyendu Sharma
in Romance
tagged as: Comedy, Romance
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24) Yeh chaand bhi kya ghazab dhahta hai … bachpan mein mama aur jawani mein apne hi bachche ki amma nazar aata hai
by Divyendu Sharma
in Shayari
tagged as: Comedy, Shayari, World & Universe
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25) Physically maro line toh tabhiyat ekdum fine
by Divyendu Sharma
in Comedy
tagged as: Comedy
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26) Yeh Seema woh hai jiski koi seema nahi … aur yeh Seema woh hai jiske character ka koi bima nahi
by Divyendu Sharma
in Shayari
tagged as: Comedy, Shayari
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27) Kiss ki nahi hoti koi classes … it’s just a hit with the masses
by Siddharth Narayan
in Shayari
tagged as: Comedy, Romance, Shayari
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28) Hum toh ghante hai lekin woh khatre ki ghanti hai … saali China ka maal hai nah guarantee hai na warranty hai
by Divyendu Sharma
in Shayari
tagged as: City & Places, Comedy, Shayari
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29) Ki gal hai? … life mein koi girl hai?
by Divyendu Sharma
in Comedy
tagged as: Comedy, Life
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30) Ek dost ne ek dost ko yun peeta … tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti senorita
by Divyendu Sharma
in Shayari
tagged as: Comedy, Friendship, Shayari
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31) Har ladka soft drink ki botal ki tarah hota hai … dimag ki jagah upar dhakan hota hai
by Divyendu Sharma
in Shayari
tagged as: Comedy, Food & Drinks, Shayari
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32) What Raniji can’t … I can!
by Ali Zafar
in Comedy
tagged as: Comedy
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33) Apne dil ke detergent se saare gile shikve saaf kar dijiye
by Divyendu Sharma
in Comedy
tagged as: Comedy
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34) Yeh shakal se H20 hai aur akal se H2SO4 hai
by Anupam Kher
in Technology & Science
tagged as: Comedy, Technology & Science
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35) Aaj se main tera kambal tu meri razai … main tera Honda tu meri Hyundai … main tera langot tu meri neck tie … main tujhe salaam karta hoon bhai
by Anupam Kher
in Shayari
tagged as: Clothes & Shoes, Shayari, Transportation
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