Mastizaade (2016) – Dialogues, Songs, Lyrics, Mistakes

Information of Bollywood movie Mastizaade (2016)

Details on Persons, Dialogues from Bollywood movie Mastizaade released in year 2016.

Genre Adult, Comedy, Romance

Persons
Actor
Tusshar Kapoor, Vir Das, Sunny Leone, Shaad Randhawa, Asrani, Sushmita Mukherjee, Suresh Menon, Ritesh Deshmukh
Director
Milap Zaveri
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Dialogues
1) Phikar mat ki jiye … aapko shikayat ka mauka nahi doonga
by Ritesh Deshmukh
in Adult
tagged as: Adult

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2) Kabhi aapko waqt mile toh mere ghar aao na … main aapko chawal doonga phir daal doonga … dal maa ke haath ki dal
in Adult
tagged as: Adult, Comedy, Food & Drinks

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3) Jise duniya kehti hai haramzaada … jise pyar se ladkiyan kehti hai aur zyada … wohi hota hai asli mastizaada
by Ritesh Deshmukh
in Adult
tagged as: Adult, Comedy

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4) Tum dono bhai behan ne milkar meri maa behan kar di hai
by Tusshar Kapoor
in Comedy
tagged as: Comedy

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5) Tumhare zakhmon pe blow karna mera job hai
by Suresh Menon
in Adult
tagged as: Adult, Comedy

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6) Sikka hila toh pass!
by Sunny Leone
in Money
tagged as: Adult, Comedy, Money

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7) Sikka hila toh fail!
by Sunny Leone
in Money
tagged as: Adult, Comedy, Money

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8) No commitment, only entertainment … no suhaag, only raat … no mangalsutra, only kamasutra
by Tusshar Kapoor
in Adult
tagged as: Adult, Comedy, Marriage & Wedding

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9) Patli ho ya moti … poori janta mooh se lagayegi aapki goti
by Vir Das
in Adult
tagged as: Adult, Comedy

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10) Jhoote sex addicts bankar apple ko dosh dena toh sirf ek bahana hai … kyun ki poori duniya ka national fruit toh ullu banana hai
by Vir Das
in Adult
tagged as: Adult, Food & Drinks

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11) Sabke saamne apahij hone ka raag … aur asal mein bhaag Milkha bhaag
by Tusshar Kapoor
in Comedy
tagged as: Comedy

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12) Pehle maroonga insaan ki tarah … phir maroonga toofan ki tarah … and finally maroonga Salman ki tarah
in Action
tagged as: Action, Comedy

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13) Ladke ki kaathi … kaathi pe ghoda … ghode ki bum mein joh maara hathoda
by Suresh Menon
in Adult
tagged as: Adult, Animals & Birds, Men

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14) Keh raha hai dil yeh rangeela … kab tak rahoonga tanha aur dheela … aaj apne pyar ka pani barsakar … dekh tujhe kaise karta hoon main bheega
by Suresh Menon
in Shayari
tagged as: Adult, Shayari

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15) Isse pehle ki rab ne bana di jodi … chadh lo do ya teen aur ghodi
by Tusshar Kapoor
in Adult
tagged as: Adult, Comedy, Marriage & Wedding

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