Masti (2004) – Dialogues, Songs, Lyrics, Mistakes

Masti 2004 Information of Bollywood movie Masti (2004)

Details on Persons, Dialogues from Bollywood movie Masti released in year 2004.

Genre Comedy, Drama, Romance, Foreign

Persons
Actor
Vivek Oberoi, Aftab Shivdasani, Ritesh Deshmukh, Amrita Rao, Genelia D’Souza, Tara Sharma, Lara Dutta, Ajay Devgan, Satish Shah, Archana Puran Singh, Rakhi Sawant
Director
Indra Kumar
Producer
Indra Kumar, Ashok Thakeria
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Dialogues
1) Tumse aadhe second ki bhi doori mujhe aadha kar deti hai
by Vivek Oberoi
in Romance
tagged as: Romance

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2) Duniya mein teen cheezein bin bulaye aa jaati hai … maut, julaab aur yeh janaab
by Ajay Devgan
in World & Universe
tagged as: Comedy, Death, World & Universe

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3) Duniya mein teen cheezein nikalne ke liye ungli tedhi karni padti hai … dibbe mein se ghee … gair kanooni basti … aur shaadi shuda mardon mein se masti
by Ajay Devgan
in World & Universe
tagged as: Food & Drinks, Men, World & Universe

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4) Doobara agar mujhe haath lagaya, toh haath kaat ke aaisi jagah ghusa doonga … ki zindagi bhar khana bhi mooh se padega … aur nikalna bhi
by Ajay Devgan
in Adult
tagged as: Adult, Comedy, Life

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5) Mujhe bhoolne ki galati karoge … toh khud ek yaad banke reh jaoge
by Shahbaz Khan
in Drama
tagged as: Drama

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6) Duniya mein sirf teen cheezein hai joh kitni bhi koshish karo tedhi ki tedhi rehti hai … kutte ki dum … padosi mulk ki niyat … aur Sikandar ke haathon se maroordi hui gardan
by Ajay Devgan
in World & Universe
tagged as: Action, Animals & Birds, World & Universe

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7) Hamari zindagi mein na hi koi mazaa hai, na hi koi masti … balki ek aaisi bhel puri hai jis mein chutney nahi hai … ek aaisi kulfi hai jis mein malai nahi … ek aaisi daal hai jis mein tadka nahi
by Aftab Shivdasani
in Food & Drinks
tagged as: Comedy, Food & Drinks, Life

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8) Tum mahaan ho, bhagwan ka vardaan ho … mere jeene ka samaan ho
by Aftab Shivdasani
in Comedy
tagged as: Comedy

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9) Biwiyon ko zyada sar pe nahi chadana chahiye … varna woh sar ka dard ban jaati hai
by Satish Shah
in Husband & Wife
tagged as: Comedy, Husband & Wife

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10) Shaadi ke saath na sirf engagement ring aur wedding ring aate hai … balki ek aur ring bhi aata hai … suffering
by Vivek Oberoi
in Marriage & Wedding
tagged as: Comedy, Marriage & Wedding

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11) Yahan hua late … aur wahan nikla pet
by Aftab Shivdasani
in Adult
tagged as: Adult, Comedy

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12) Raaste ke beech mein prem … what a shame
by Satish Shah
in Comedy
tagged as: Comedy

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13) I hate crime and I hate criminals
by Ajay Devgan
in Crime
tagged as: Crime, Thief & Criminal

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14) Bomb ke phatne se dhamaka nikalta hai, patloon ke phatne se dhaga nikalta hai … aur air condition kamre mein agar kisi ki phatti hai toh … paseena nikalta hai
by Ajay Devgan
in Shayari
tagged as: Clothes & Shoes, Comedy, Shayari

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15) Parathe maange toh chaante milenge
by Archana Puran Singh
in Food & Drinks
tagged as: Comedy, Food & Drinks

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16) Ladki aur kadki … Meet ka baal bhi baanka nahi kar sakti
by Vivek Oberoi
in Comedy
tagged as: Comedy

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17) Dal fry ho yah biryani, ghar ka khana changa … bahar khane jaoge, toh ho jayega panga
by Vivek Oberoi
in Shayari
tagged as: Comedy, Food & Drinks, Shayari

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18) Pehli baar sunne mein tera har idea bahut achcha lagta hai … baad mein saala kachcha nikalta hai
by Vivek Oberoi
in Clothes & Shoes
tagged as: Clothes & Shoes, Comedy

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19) Ladkiyan aur din … subah hote hi badalne chahiye
by Vivek Oberoi
in Comedy
tagged as: Comedy

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20) Meri biwi toh space mein ghumti us satellite ki tarah hai … joh chaubeeso ghante mere sar par mandrati hai aur mujhpar nazar rakhti hai
by Vivek Oberoi
in Husband & Wife
tagged as: Comedy, Husband & Wife, Technology & Science

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21) Alag alag hai swad iske, strawberry pista aur kele … dhood hi lena hai toh lele, dhood Lele
in Food & Drinks
tagged as: Adult, Comedy, Food & Drinks

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22) Kabhi Santoshi maa ka vrat, toh kabhi Ambe maa ka, kabhi Durga maa ka, toh kabhi padosi ki maa ka … kabhi solha somwar, toh kabhi Ganesh ka mangalwar
by Aftab Shivdasani
in Religion & God
tagged as: Comedy, Religion & God

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23) Na mili koi beautiful chick … toh chalega koi bhi Tom, Harry ya Dick
by Vivek Oberoi
in Adult
tagged as: Adult, Comedy

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24) Madh island ka beach … beach par bungla … aur bunglay mein Vimla aur Mangla
by Aftab Shivdasani
in Adult
tagged as: Adult, Comedy, House

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25) Ek thi Rajesh Khanna ki ‘Haathi Mere Saathi’ … aur ek meri hai haath hi mere saathi
by Aftab Shivdasani
in Adult
tagged as: Adult, Animals & Birds, Comedy

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