Information of Bollywood movie Ready (2011)
Details on Persons, Dialogues from Bollywood movie Ready released in year 2011.
Genre Action, Comedy, Drama, Romance
Persons
Actor
Salman Khan, Asin Thottumkal, Paresh Rawal, Sharat Saxena, Sudesh Lehri
Director
Anees Bazmee
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Dialogues
1) Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate nahi karna … I, Me and Myself!
by Salman Khan
in Rowdyism
tagged as: Inspiration, Rowdyism
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2) Main modern zamane ka kutta hoon … wooow wooow wooow
by Salman Khan
in Animals & Birds
tagged as: Animals & Birds
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3) Agar aap chuhe hai to ye billi hai … agar aap billi hai to ye kutte hai … agar aap kutte hai to ye tendua hai … agar aap tendua hai to ye sher hai … agar aap sher hai to ye haathi hai … agar haathi hai to ye dinasaur hai dinasaur
by Salman Khan
in Animals & Birds
tagged as: Animals & Birds
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4) Chaudry’s plus Kapoor’s equals to Chapoors
by Manoj Pahwa
in Comedy
tagged as: Comedy
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5) Is honey ke liye toh main moon tak jaane ke liye tayyar hoon
by Salman Khan
in Romance
tagged as: Romance, World & Universe
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6) Main jaanta hoon pyar andha hota hai … lekin shaadi sabki aankhen khol deti hai
by Sanjay Dutt
in Marriage & Wedding
tagged as: Marriage & Wedding
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7) Ek baar kaam karna shuru kardoon … no income, no tax … (kya) no income tax
by Salman Khan
in Comedy
tagged as: Business, Comedy
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8) Jab tak love story mein baadhayein na ho … woh love story, love story nahi
by Salman Khan
in Romance
tagged as: Romance
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9) Abhe main un mein se hoon … joh machli ko doobo ke maar sakta hoon
by Salman Khan
in Comedy
tagged as: Comedy
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10) Boyfriend girlfriend se darta hai, girlfriend cockroach se darti hai, cockroach chuhe se darta hai, chuha billi se darta hai, billi kutte se darti hai, aur kutta aadmi se darta hai … aur aadmi aurat se darta hai … vaise hi jaise villain hero se darta hai
by Salman Khan
in Men
tagged as: Animals & Birds, Men, Women
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11) Main yahan rishtey jodne aaya hoon … haddiyan todne nahi
by Salman Khan
in Drama
tagged as: Drama
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12) Aap logon ko upar waale ne bheja toh bheja … lekin bheje mein bheja hi nahi bheja
by Paresh Rawal
in Comedy
tagged as: Comedy
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13) Upar waale ne isse dharti par bheja hi is liye hai … taaki yeh dharti ka bhoj bada sake … aur yeh maatha is liye diya hai … taaki hamare maathe par yeh kalank laga sake
by Manoj Joshi
in Comedy
tagged as: Comedy
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14) Agar isko laga daala … toh life jhingalala
by Salman Khan
in Life
tagged as: Comedy, Life
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15) Mujhe toh nihayati khurrat plus kamini honhaar biwi chahiye
by Salman Khan
in Husband & Wife
tagged as: Comedy, Husband & Wife
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16) Pehle samjhao baat … nahi samajh mein aaya … toh do kheench ke laat
by Salman Khan
in Action
tagged as: Action
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17) Tu na apne chehre pe ‘Welcome’ likhwa le … darwaaze ka sada hua doormat lagega tu
in Comedy
tagged as: Comedy
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18) Apna hone se koi apna nahi hota … apno ko apnaane se … apna, apna hota hai
by Sharat Saxena
in Family
tagged as: Drama, Family, Inspiration
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19) Aaisa gayab kar doonga ki Google.com bhi tumhe dhoond na payega
by Salman Khan
in Technology & Science
tagged as: Comedy, Technology & Science
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20) Abhe saale khud ka thopda dekha hai … national TV pe dikha de … toh poore desh ki nazar utar jaaye
by Paresh Rawal
in Comedy
tagged as: Comedy
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21) Yeh toh mafia ke baap hai … ek nevla toh doosra saanp hai … agar dono mil jaaye toh killer shark hai … lekin dono angootha chaap hai
by Salman Khan
in Shayari
tagged as: Animals & Birds, Comedy, Shayari
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22) Jiske paas family support hai … usse koi deport nahi kar sakta
by Salman Khan
in Family
tagged as: Comedy, Family
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23) Oh bewakoofo ki CEO
by Salman Khan
in Comedy
tagged as: Comedy
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24) Bina kuch kiye lene ke dene padh rahe hai … agar kuch by chance kar liye toh lene aur dene dono padh jayenge
by Salman Khan
in Comedy
tagged as: Comedy
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25) Ganda hai par dhanda hai … aur gundo ko sabak sikhane yahi funda hai
by Paresh Rawal
in Business
tagged as: Business, Comedy, Rowdyism
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