Salaam Namaste (2005) – Dialogues, Songs, Lyrics, Mistakes

Information of Bollywood movie Salaam Namaste (2005)

Details on Persons, Dialogues from Bollywood movie Salaam Namaste released in year 2005.

Genre Comedy, Drama, Romance

Persons
Actor
Saif Ali Khan, Preity Zinta
Director
Siddharth Anand
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Dialogues
1) Main perfect nahi hoon, tum perfect nahi ho aur zindagi kabhi perfect nahi hogi … par tum mere liye hamesha perfect hogi
by Saif Ali Khan
in Romance
tagged as: Life, Romance

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2) Yeh koi Hindustani sulabh shauchalay nahi … jahan bandh hone waali cheez khulti nahi aur khulne waali cheez bandh nahi hoti
by Javed Jaffrey
in Comedy
tagged as: Comedy

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3) Maan na maan … no mehmaan
by Javed Jaffrey
in Guest
tagged as: Comedy, Guest

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4) I don’t the trust Indians … (sorry) … eggjactly
by Javed Jaffrey
in Comedy
tagged as: Comedy

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5) Sachchai recipes ki tarah hoti hai … kuch batane mein mazaa hai, kuch chupane mein
by Saif Ali Khan
in Truth & Honesty
tagged as: Comedy, Truth & Honesty

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6) Rehna hai raho, jaana hai jao … I don’t give a crocodile’s ass
by Javed Jaffrey
in Adult
tagged as: Adult, Animals & Birds, Comedy

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7) Funny guy, senses of humor … I like that
by Javed Jaffrey
in Comedy
tagged as: Comedy

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8) Laaton ke bhoot baaton se nahi maante … ‘Ghosts of the kicks not listening to the talks’
by Javed Jaffrey
in Comedy
tagged as: Comedy

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9) When in the Rome … do the Romans
by Javed Jaffrey
in City & Places
tagged as: City & Places, Comedy

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10) Do tarah ke Indians hote hai … ek jinpe tum bharaso nahi kar sakte … aur doosre jinhe tum bardaasht nahi kar sakte
by Javed Jaffrey
in Comedy
tagged as: Comedy

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11) Inke logic ka joh switch hai na woh hamesha off rehta hai … aur agar galati se kabhi on bhi ho gaya … toh regulator joh hai na hamesha zero pe hi rehta hai
by Arshad Warsi
in Comedy
tagged as: Comedy

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12) Wife working … husband jerking
by Javed Jaffrey
in Adult
tagged as: Adult, Comedy, Husband & Wife

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13) You are wanting the Dundee daddies to giving you the spanking on your the bums
by Javed Jaffrey
in Adult
tagged as: Adult, Comedy

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