Shaadi No. 1 (2005) – Dialogues, Songs, Lyrics, Mistakes

Information of Bollywood movie Shaadi No. 1 (2005)

Details on Persons, Dialogues from Bollywood movie Shaadi No. 1 released in year 2005.

Genre Comedy, Romance

Persons
Actor
Fardeen Khan, Zayed Khan, Sharman Joshi, Esha Deol, Ayesha Takia, Sanjay Dutt
Director
David Dhawan
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Dialogues
1) Time time ki baat hai, kabhi din hai kabhi raat hai … khatam ho jaye joh coffee ke bina, woh mulaqat koi mulaqat hai
by Sanjay Dutt
in Shayari
tagged as: Food & Drinks, Shayari, Time

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2) Maane ki kasai se dosti karne se murgi nahi bachti … par kasai apna dost ho toh kam se kam pyar se murgi toh katti hai
by Fardeen Khan
in Animals & Birds
tagged as: Animals & Birds, Friendship

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3) Plane time par hai, economy ki seat hai … badlo bhes aur chalo pardes
by Satish Shah
in Transportation
tagged as: Comedy, Transportation

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4) Dhoodh ka mazaa tab aata hai jab us mein ho elaichi, badam aur pista … jab dil se dil mil jaate hai toh ban jaata hai bhai behen ka rishta
by Sanjay Dutt
in Shayari
tagged as: Comedy, Food & Drinks, Shayari

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5) Shaadi ke pehle pyar bahut zaroori hai … kyun ki shaadi ek gaadi ki tarah hai … jitna zyada chalao utna better andaza hota hai ki kab dhakka dekar start karna hai
by Aarti Chhabria
in Marriage & Wedding
tagged as: Comedy, Marriage & Wedding, Transportation

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6) Iodex lagane se theek hoti hai moch, B-Tex lagane se theek hoti hai khujli … dil lagane nikle joh pati, usse maarke current gira deti hai bijli
by Sanjay Dutt
in Shayari
tagged as: Comedy, Husband & Wife, Shayari

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7) Tu jab bhi aaise hasa hai … hum mein se koi na koi phasa hai
by Fardeen Khan
in Comedy
tagged as: Comedy

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8) Jodiyan banana toh upar waale ka kaam hai … lekin unhe salamat rakhna neeche waale ka kaam hai
by Javed Khan
in Religion & God
tagged as: Drama, Religion & God

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9) Mera jaisa chocolate hero action thodi na karega … entry maroonga late, tab tak action karega mera duplicate
by Sharman Joshi
in Comedy
tagged as: Action, Comedy

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10) Dhood ke phatne se banti hai malai … suit ke phatne se hoti hai silai … bhoot ke darr se phatte jiski, uski toh rab hi kare bhalai
by Sanjay Dutt
in Shayari
tagged as: Food & Drinks, Horror, Shayari

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11) Kya farak padta hai Daler ho ya Udhas … show ka mazaa aayega jab aap ho hamare paas
by Sharman Joshi
in Shayari
tagged as: Comedy, Romance, Shayari

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12) Eent ka jawab patthar … gudh ka jawab shakkar … aur sajan ko sabak sikhana ho toh chalao dooja chakkar
by Sanjay Dutt
in Shayari
tagged as: Comedy, Food & Drinks, Shayari

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13) Jab ghar pe ho sakta hai zukaam ka ilaaj toh kyun dhoonde kisi doctor ka address … ki farak penda hai ki ilaaj kare Munnabhai ya M.B.B.S
by Sanjay Dutt
in Shayari
tagged as: Comedy, Shayari

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14) Is Madhuri ke saath ek do teen karne ka mauka mile na … toh koi ek kya, do teen biwiyon ko bhi dokha dede
by Sharman Joshi
in Dance
tagged as: Dance, Husband & Wife, Lies & Cheating

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15) Honi ko kaun taal sakta hai … joh hona hai wohi hoga … bachche ke diaper jitne bhi badalo … geela toh woh karega bichauna
by Sanjay Dutt
in Shayari
tagged as: Comedy, Shayari

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16) Agar meri jagah koi Laxman Prasad bhi hota … toh is Rekha ke saath laxman rekha paar kar deta
by Fardeen Khan
in Comedy
tagged as: Comedy

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17) Gaye the dubane Titanic par na duba sake ek bhi naiyya … misaal hi maarte reh gaye hamare Lucky bhaiya
by Fardeen Khan
in Transportation
tagged as: Comedy, Shayari, Transportation

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18) Yeh andha kanoon likhega kab tak meri kahani … ek haath mein yeh kaala coat, doosre mein jawani
by Sharman Joshi
in Law & Order
tagged as: Clothes & Shoes, Law & Order, Shayari

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19) Daag jaisa ho kameez pe, woh nikalta hai Nirma ya Rin se … joh aaya hai karke mooh kala, woh nikalta hai dustbin se
by Sanjay Dutt
in Shayari
tagged as: Clothes & Shoes, Comedy, Shayari

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20) To win matches you have to take great catches
by Sanjay Dutt
in Sports & Games
tagged as: Sports & Games

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21) Shaadi actually bilkul chicken masale ki tarah hai … table pe sajane se pehle chak lo … toh pata chal jaata hai ki chicken kitna naram hai aur kitna garam
by Sophie Choudry
in Marriage & Wedding
tagged as: Adult, Food & Drinks, Marriage & Wedding

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22) Katghare mein khada yeh aadmi ek aaisa pati hai … jiska bas chalta toh shaadi ke din apne patni ko mangalsutra ka dhaaga nahi, Kamasutra ki copy deta … joh chahta hai ki har subah uski patni Ramayan ka paath nahi, vatsyayan ka paath pade
by Soha Ali Khan
in Adult
tagged as: Adult, Husband & Wife, Marriage & Wedding

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23) Shaadi salwar kameez ke suit ki tarah hoti hai … khareedne se pehle try karna chahiye yeh dekhne ke liye ki suit kitni hoti hai
by Riya Sen
in Marriage & Wedding
tagged as: Clothes & Shoes, Marriage & Wedding

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24) Shaadi ek sandal ki tarah hoti hai … pehle se agar woh ghis jaye toh baad mein sirf maarne ke kaam aati hai
by Soha Ali Khan
in Marriage & Wedding
tagged as: Clothes & Shoes, Marriage & Wedding

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25) Gas ho jaye khatam toh jala lo chula … shehar mein swayamvar kyun kare jab bagal mein ho dulha
by Sanjay Dutt
in Shayari
tagged as: Comedy, Marriage & Wedding, Shayari

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26) Shaadi ek mango ki tarah hoti hai … waqt se pehle pak jaye toh baad mein ras ke bajaye aachaar banana padta hai
by Ayesha Takia
in Marriage & Wedding
tagged as: Food & Drinks, Marriage & Wedding, Time

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27) Bahut ho gayi pyar ki acting, bahut gaa liye duet … ab jis kaam ke liye main tumhe yahan laya hoon na, just do it
by Satish Shah
in Shayari
tagged as: Comedy, Shayari

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28) When Spiderman is here … have no fear
by Zayed Khan
in Action
tagged as: Action

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29) Shaadi ek nariyal ki tarah hoti hai … pehle se hi malai kha lo toh baad mein sirf pani reh jaata hai
by Esha Deol
in Marriage & Wedding
tagged as: Food & Drinks, Marriage & Wedding

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30) Jab cycle pe behto ho toh chalana padta hai pedal … agar duniya mein aaye ho toh punya karo, ki fayda cheque aur medal
by Sanjay Dutt
in Transportation
tagged as: Inspiration, Shayari, Transportation

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31) Is Dimple ke dimples dekhkar … pyar ki acting karna aur bhi simple ho gaya
by Zayed Khan
in Comedy
tagged as: Comedy

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32) Jiski ek biwi uska bhi bada naam hai … washing machine ghar te lalo, te dhobi da ki kaam hai
by Sanjay Dutt
in Husband & Wife
tagged as: Comedy, Husband & Wife, Shayari

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33) Raat ko halwa khakar karenge jalwa … aur raat ko phir ice-cream khakar … I scream then you scream
by Fardeen Khan
in Food & Drinks
tagged as: Adult, Food & Drinks

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34) Hum sab panchi ek dhaal ke … dhaage ek rumaal ke … dimple ek gaal ke
by Zayed Khan
in Comedy
tagged as: Animals & Birds, Clothes & Shoes, Comedy

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35) Sita Ram, Radhe Kishan yeh misaalen hai bhagwan ki … insaano ki agar deni hai misaal toh dena Shaadi No. 1 ki
by Sanjay Dutt
in Religion & God
tagged as: Marriage & Wedding, Religion & God, Shayari

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36) Aaj raviwar hai is liye tum log bach gaye ho … lekin yeh na samjho ki roz Sunday hai … aaj Ghasitaram ke pedhe khalo … kal se toh khane Lakhwinder ke dande hai
by Sanjay Dutt
in Food & Drinks
tagged as: Comedy, Food & Drinks

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37) Jab dhoonde mard biwi ke saath bahar waali ko rakhne ka bahana … toh reh jaata hai bilkul akela holding a banana
by Sanjay Dutt
in Adult
tagged as: Adult, Food & Drinks, Husband & Wife

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38) Ek mahine se toh hai sookha, na jaane kahan saavan ki chhadi hai … andar khatiya padi hai, bahar khatiya khadi hai
by Fardeen Khan
in Shayari
tagged as: Comedy, Shayari, Weather

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39) Chaukidar kare chaukidari, wafaadari toh kutta bhi karta hai … joh kare biwi se bewafai, usse wafaa toh kutta bhi nahi karta hai
by Sanjay Dutt
in Shayari
tagged as: Animals & Birds, Lies & Cheating, Shayari

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40) Titanic kab ki doob chuki hai varna us mein bithakar pyar se bhejta yeh bhaiya … train ki ticket book ho chuki hai, biwi ghar se nikal de na toh chale jaana karte ‘Chaiyya Chaiyya’
by Sanjay Dutt
in Transportation
tagged as: Dance, Shayari, Transportation

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41) Jaise kamino ki pechaan jail mein piste hue chakki ko hoti hai … vaise apne jijo ki pehchaan Lakhwinder Singh Lakha urf Lucky ko hoti hai
by Sanjay Dutt
in Shayari
tagged as: Comedy, Shayari

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42) Yeh ghar hai ya veerana … na aadmi, na uski jaat ka thikana
by Sanjay Dutt
in House
tagged as: Comedy, House

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43) Choona jamke padna chahiye, chahe paan ho Banaras ya Kolkate ka … saboot tagda hona chahiye, chahe thank you bolna pade kisi bhi ullu de pathe da
by Sanjay Dutt
in Shayari
tagged as: City & Places, Food & Drinks, Shayari

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